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Dinosaurs Went Extinct Because They Were Gay

Many paleontologists are coming to the conclusion that dinosaurs went extinct because they were gay. According to MIT scientist Dr. Irwin McCorynouat, “There is a growing body of paleontological evidence of widespread dinosaur homosexuality. Apparently many dinosaur species lack of interest in the opposite sex led to a reproduction decline that led to their demise.”

Although some scientists still believe a cataclysmic event such as a comet or climate change killed off the dinosaurs several fossil sites are throwing a monkey wrench into old theories. In a recent University of Montana dig researchers found two male dinosaur skeletons who died together in a loving embrace. Researchers are seeing simular gay entwined fossil positions at paleontological sites world wide. Paleontologists have unearthed several dinosaur species, such as the megasaurass and the lickalotapus, in various locations engaged in homosexual activities.

According to Dr. McCorynouat, “Scientists .... Continue Reading this gay article ....

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BP Executive Has Personal Crisis Unrelated To Gulf Oil Spill That Has Slowed Down Plugging The Horizon Well

A BP Vice President who normally would have been in command in rectifying the huge disaster in the Gulf of Mexico was too occupied with personal tragedy and left BP unprepared to deal with the Horizon oil spill. VP for off shore operations Wisbon Vivolchuck had recently bought a ranch in Texas. A real estate agent involved with the property told MCT that Vivochuck and his family wanted a place out in the middle of nowhere to prepare for a potential collapse of America due to its dependence on oil! Viochuck and his family are huge swimming enthusiasts. The first thing they did was put in a huge Olympic sized pool. “It was a beautiful pool,” said local real estate agent Jessalee McHoootersap, who was involved in the sale to BP VP Vivochuck. “But the ranch was on a former oil field. After a few years the pressure from the old well built up and broke though the wall of the pool. Oil started leaking into the pool. ..... Continue Reading about this tragedy .....

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Last Woman Who Had A Plastic Pink Flamingo In Yard And Was Not Joking Dies

--But Bad Taste Is Still Thriving
The generation born before WW II had terrible taste. Tuna casserole, fast food, suburbia, all are inventions of that generation. Plastic flowers, plastic floors and counters, were all non existent before these people existed. They have parted their warped values down to the younger generations--but not all have lasted. The last woman who had a plastic pink flamingo in her yard and wasn't even joking about it has died.

"It is hard to say stuff bad about this generation because they survived the depression, and fought WW II. But something must have been in the air that made people go nuts. What would compel someone to put a plastic pink flamingo in their yard and not even be joking?" wondered philosopher Ellvord Stikenbuberoo. "After WW II everything started going to hell--the only thing that improved really was race relations in the US. Just look pre WW II photos. Americans were well dressed. Most buildings were well designed and aesthetically pleasing. The plastic pink flamingo generation came up with polyester leisure suits. Another thing this generation came up with is Naugahyde--fake plastic leather. Why would anyone in their right mind make or ...Continue Reading & pursue more bad taste ....

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Engineer Invents Perpetual Motion Machine With Beer Cans

Pollution Free Technology Will Revolutionize The World
Engineer Rufus Thornburt might not be a household name yet, but Thornburt and some alternative energy innovators believe one day he will be as rich and famous as Bill Gates. Rufus Thornburt has invented an innovative but simple way of producing electricity. It causes no pollution and the energy will be too cheap to meter.

Thornburt explains, “It's based on the concept of, 'What happens when ya' stick a beer can in water? It rises to the top.' You tie the beer cans on a wheel and put it in water. The wheel is connected to a turbine.”

When Thornburt gets confronted with questions like, “What about the laws of physics that explain perpetual motion machines as a physical impossibility?”--He replies: “Lookie here! I am an Engineer with a degree from a reputable correspondence school. People told Thomas Edison all the things he invented were impossibilities too! We don't need those negative attitudes around here!”

Thornburt told about the difficulties implementing his beer can technology and the history of it: “I came up with this here invention going back ....Continue Reading this energetic article ...

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