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Happy New Year 2009! The all new MCT features an all new website with:

*Weekly updates
*A million dollar offer to anyone who can prove our articles are not true*
*Ads with scantily clad attractive women
*All the state of the art web site things such as, leaving your own stupid comments, social linking,  dynamic content--(meaning you'll see different stuff over on the sides every time you visit.)

Now that we have redone the web site the MCT will be on board publishing hard hitting articles every week. So visit here for continual weekly bad taste. If you haven't visited Meltingclocktimes.com before, (or if you did and forgot because you are brain dead like most people), and you are not sure what we write about here--and we aren't sure ourselves--read the the FAQ and the About pages. (Click the buttons on the upper right to see the pages.)

Thanks for reading the articles and proving to yourself and the world that you are not brain dead because you only looked at the pictures!

Brian Friedkin
CEO, Head Writer, Publisher, Editor,
Web Designer, Guiding Light Guru & Janitor
Meltingclocktimes.com 

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Frank Sinatra Still Alive! Seen With Elvis Presley

Great news for music fans! The greatest crooner of them all, Frank Sinatra, is still alive. Numerous tourists saw the Chairman of the Board hanging out with Elvis Presley at his Graceland mansion—and one even got a photo (pictured here). Apparently his death was a rumor or just misreported. Witnesses reported that not only is Sinatra alive but that he appears healthy and in good spirits.

“This is the most fantastic news I ever heard,” exclaimed Sinatra Biographer Helmut Verstien. “We can only hope that unlike Elvis Presley, the Chairman will get tired of not being in the limelight and resume his singing career.”

Others were ecstatic with the news that Sinatra is doing well. “I came here to Graceland because I love Elvis,” said 74 year old New Jersey tourist George Dashyevsky. “But not only did I see Elvis himself, I saw Frank Sinatra also! Can you believe that? Wow!” ... Continue reading about this FANTASTIC crooning news!
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Scientist Discovers That Many People Who Appear To Be Alive Are Actually Dead

A Person lies dead in a morgue and his finger nails and hair continue to grow. A chicken with his head cut off runs around. Scientists say electrical energy in nerves make it possible for a headless chicken to run around. But human nerve structure is much more complicated than in a chicken. Could a disease attack a human's brain, or can an arterial blockage kill the higher functions of the brain and leave reptilian motor functions of the brain intact? Then suppose that electrical nerve impulses move muscles in the brain dead human that mimic higher brain functions? For example, speech or driving a car? These are questions being raised in a landmark study by Dr. Ziegfried Yoddlebucker. Dr. Yoddlebucker tested the brain waves in thousands of people and found that nothing is there in perhaps 50% of the population. Yoddlebucker has discovered, that remarkably, half the people in the United States may actually be dead even though they appear to be alive and functioning. Although Dr. Yoddlebucker's findings are controversial many scientists conclude that it does explain a lot of behavior among people that does not seem to include thought.

Scientists have discovered that many activities do not require higher brain processes. People with severe brain damage can drive a car, go shopping or even ...Continue reading--if you among the living & have the capacity! And participate in a zombie poll!

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