BP Executive Has Personal Crisis Unrelated To Gulf Oil Spill That Has Slowed Down Plugging The Horizon Well

A BP Vice President who normally would have been in command in rectifying the huge disaster in the Gulf of Mexico was too occupied with personal tragedy and left BP unprepared to deal with the Horizon oil spill. VP for off shore operations Wisbon Vivolchuck had recently bought a ranch in Texas. A real estate agent involved with the property told MCT that Vivochuck and his family wanted a place out in the middle of nowhere to prepare for a potential collapse of America due to its dependence on oil! Viochuck and his family are huge swimming enthusiasts. The first thing they did was put in a huge Olympic sized pool. “It was a beautiful pool,” said local real estate agent Jessalee McHoootersap, who was involved in the sale to BP VP Vivochuck. “But the ranch was on a former oil field. After a few years the pressure from the old well built up and broke though the wall of the pool. Oil started leaking into the pool. ..... Continue Reading about this tragedy .....

Last Woman Who Had A Plastic Pink Flamingo In Yard And Was Not Joking Dies

--But Bad Taste Is Still Thriving

"It is hard to say stuff bad about this generation because they survived the depression, and fought WW II. But something must have been in the air that made people go nuts. What would compel someone to put a plastic pink flamingo in their yard and not even be joking?" wondered philosopher Ellvord Stikenbuberoo. "After WW II everything started going to hell--the only thing that improved really was race relations in the US. Just look pre WW II photos. Americans were well dressed. Most buildings were well designed and aesthetically pleasing. The plastic pink flamingo generation came up with polyester leisure suits. Another thing this generation came up with is Naugahyde--fake plastic leather. Why would anyone in their right mind make or ...Continue Reading & pursue more bad taste ....

Engineer Invents Perpetual Motion Machine With Beer Cans

Thornburt explains, “It's based on the concept of, 'What happens when ya' stick a beer can in water? It rises to the top.' You tie the beer cans on a wheel and put it in water. The wheel is connected to a turbine.”

When Thornburt gets confronted with questions like, “What about the laws of physics that explain perpetual motion machines as a physical impossibility?”--He replies: “Lookie here! I am an Engineer with a degree from a reputable correspondence school. People told Thomas Edison all the things he invented were impossibilities too! We don't need those negative attitudes around here!”

Thornburt told about the difficulties implementing his beer can technology and the history of it: “I came up with this here invention going back ....Continue Reading this energetic article ...

Outrageous New Fashion Craze: Displaying Dead Grandparents In The Living Room

A new fashion craze is sweeping the nation. Fashion conscious people are displaying their dead grandparents in their living rooms. Many people are disgusted and appalled at the new fashion, and health authorities are warning people that having a rotting corpse in your house may be unhealthful. But many people are in love with their new conversation pieces and many interior decorating magazines and web sites are raving about the trend.

“Having a relative die now is less painful,” says interior designer Brucey Tuchoos, “because at least you get a fantastic opportunity to use the corpse to make a striking fashion statement in your living room décor.”

Many people are taking their dead relatives to taxidermists, who .... Continue Reading about this hot new fashion trend! ...