Thursday, 10 September 2009 05:14
Brian Friedkin
The MCT Health Care Plan That Will Save America & The Economy
Here it is: The Four Step MCT Health Care Plan
Step 1: No Public Health Care-and that includes Medicare-and Mandatory Private Health Insurance. The insurance industry is fighting to keep out the public plan so they can keep their profits. What is so bad about the insurance industry making a lot of money? Doctors and sick people fill in shit loads of insurance forms. How would you like to read this paper work for a living? I would have to get a shit load of money for doing that tedious stuff also. Suppose the public health insurance opponents are right. The government would mess up the health care system. So, as the insurance industry desires, we go without a public plan. Then the government should make it the law that everyone buys private health care insurance. Let the insurance companies continue doing whatever they want without government regulation. If they want to deny someone coverage that is their business. However, if you are not sick you must, by law, pay premiums. What will happen? ...... Continue Reading about this sick plan ......
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Thursday, 03 September 2009 05:14
Brian Friedkin
Economic Stimulus Program At Work: Shop, Restaurant Owners & The Down & Out Wait For Goldman Sachs, Morgan Chase Millionaire Vacationers To Leave Big Tips
Just about a year ago the economy really started collapsing. But Americans, while many have lost their jobs, their homes, have seen their retirement accounts shrink and their businesses slow way down are really eager for the US economic stimulus program to trickle down. Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan Chase, and other banks paid their employees millions of dollars in bonuses. The New York Attorney General reported that "Nine banks that received government aid money paid out bonuses of nearly $33 billion last year -- including more than $1 million apiece to nearly 5,000 employees -- despite huge losses that plunged the U.S. into economic turmoil."(link) (& the original NY Attorney General report link) But many folks across the country are optimistic that the bank bonus millionaires are out there and spreading the wealth. Kertie Ziglewats, is a typical hopeful American. Ziglewats lost his construction business in the downturn. To try and save his business he refinanced his house, got behind on the payments and lost it. He now lives under a bridge in Hoboken, Oregon. During the day he hangs out downtown with shoe shine equipment. "I am just waiting here for a vacationer from Goldman Sachs to get a $50,000 dollar shoe shine. I know .... Continue Reading this stimulating article ....
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Thursday, 30 July 2009 04:26
Brian Friedkin
Ground Breaking News!
Treasury Department To Be Razed For New Super Walmart
 Last week we reported that the Treasury department is moving its offices into the Goldman Sachs headquarters and putting their building up for sale. (link) Now there is a buyer. Walmart officials and the General Services Administration, the government branch that deals with federal buildings, have jointly announced that they will raze the US Treasury Department building to make way for a "Supercenter" Walmart store. We reported three years ago that Walmart was going to raze the White House and build a super center there.( link) While Bush was eager to catch up with the rest of America and move the White House to the suburbs the Bush transition team ran into problems. A few months down the road the Republicans lost control of congress and had trouble passing their agenda. So Bush administration officials concluded that by the time they would move the White House to the suburbs their term would be over anyway. But Walmart still wants to take over the capital. They have already conquered the rest of the country--so they jumped at the opportunity to build a ... Continue reading about Walmart's treasury take over, Plus: Read a MCT scoop on how Walmart aims to make millions even after the dollar collapses and oil is scarce and expensive ....
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Thursday, 23 July 2009 06:14
Brian Friedkin
US Treasury Department Will Move Their Offices Into Goldman Sachs Building -- Treasury Building To Be Mothballed In Cost Cutting Move
It's a win-win situation. The government is aggressively looking at ways to slash expenditures to cut the enormous deficit. What a way to make a start symbolically and literally. The government will cut the Treasury by slashing the expense of the huge Treasury building. The Obama administration has scheduled to put the vast building on sale. At the same time Goldman Sachs has a lot of excess office space. With so many Wall Street firms out of business Manhattan has a glut of empty offices. "Donating office space is the least we could do for the Feds after all they have done for us. They let our competitors go out of business but they propped up firms like AIG who owed us billions of bucks. Donating office space is our way of saying thank you to the government," said a Goldman Sachs spokesman.
Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner said, "It makes sense for us to move into the Goldman Sachs headquarters in New York. New York City is the ....Continue reading this Treasury story ....
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Thursday, 16 July 2009 03:03
Brian Friedkin
Porno Sites That Cater To Nose Fetishists Raking In Millions
 Pornography is a giant industry. Forty to fifty percent of all Internet traffic is devoted to pornography and there are sites featuring everything from midgets to women who pee. But with all kinds of wacky fetishes old hat people are looking for something new. The newest odd fetish to come out of the closet is noses. Nose fetish web sites, featuring sexy women's noses, are ringing in record hit numbers. “It's the oddest thing,” says pornographer Sammy Slisershot, “I never thought I'd be paying sexy women top dollar to leave their clothes on and take pictures of their noses. But that's what people seem to like now. Noses!”
Emily Senbus always considered herself as a conservative, “I never even thought of doing pornography. I don't even have very big breasts. But if all the pornographers were interested in was my nose I didn't see anything wrong with it—especially for the money I make.”
Senbus has what nose fetishists consider an extremely sexy ..... Continue reading about sexy noses ...
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Thursday, 09 July 2009 00:45
Brian Friedkin
Sarah Palin Killed Michael Jackson
 Normaly MCT does not cover trendy news items like TV gossip networks and other publications do. We are a serious publication devoted to covering more important topics like zombie infiltration, sexually perverted space aliens, chickens and botched nose jobs.
But since we do cover noses we sent a correspondent to investigate the surgeon behind the famous Jackson nose deflation techniques. This led us into a tangled web of Jackson's inner circle and his connection to Sarah Palin. We were so shocked that we even missed the memorial. (But that was OK because to our dismay Dweezil Zappa was not invited to perform the wonderful tribute song his father wrote about Jackson, "Why Don't You Like Me?")
While other publications seek out celebrity personalities MCT talks to gardeners and maids to get the real story. We went to Jackson's mansion and saw hordes of reporters acting like a bunch of 12 year old girls waiting for someone famous to prostrate themselves to.
Meanwhile we talked to the gardener, Alfonzo Zeeberzanches, as he left the grounds unnoticed, .... Continue reading what the gardener said and the rest of the story .....
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Thursday, 02 July 2009 04:20
Brian Friedkin
Multi-Racial, Multi-Ethnic Patriotic Couple Gives Birth To Red, White And Blue Baby
His mother is half Irish and half American Indian. His father is half Mexican and half Italian. Her father is half black and half Chinese. Her mother is of Eastern European Jewish origin, part Japanese, and part hillbilly. This married couple is made up of ancestors from all corners of the Earth, but they are all American. One thing this couple always had in common was their patriotic love for the USA.
Bernie Wingtlalato, their neighbor says, "They always do it up on holidays. On July the Forth they'll usually have ten flags waving. They sure love the USA!"
The patriotic multi-ethnic, multi-colored couple always wondered what color their baby would be. So imagine their surprise when ....... Continue reading about this red, white, and blue baby and see another photo .......
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Wednesday, 24 June 2009 22:01
Brian Friedkin
Extraterrestrials Planting Bugs In Chickens
Are chickens following you and hanging around to hear what you are talking about? You thought it was your imagination. Perhaps you thought again and reasoned, "Chickens following me around to hear what I might say? Absurd!"
You are not the only one who has been wondering, "Why is that chicken following me around?" It turns out strange chicken behaviour has been perplexing thousands of people around the country. FBI officials in several regional offices report getting several calls a day about odd chicken behavior. "The phone calls all start out the same," says FBI agent George Hentduntly, "'You may think this is a strange phone call, but there is this odd chicken....'"
These odd chicken antics can now be explained .... Continue reading this chicken story ......
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