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Meltingclocktimes.com Apologizes For Hastening Reagan's Death

Yesterday, after hearing that Ronald Reagan died, Hector Labatt, from New Orleans, Louisiana wrote to us and asked, "On May 26 you published an article on how Arnold Schwarzenegger is obsessed by Ronald Reagan. (Click here to read about it.) Today, ten days later Reagan has died. Is there any connection?"

Although Reagan was senile, according to our sources Reagan would have occasional lapses of clarity and go online and read the New York Times and Meltingclocktimes.com. Reagan apparently read the article on Schwarzenegger's obsessions and became distressed knowing that such a nut case was governor of California. The stress may have weakened his immune system and hastened his death. Sorry Reagan fans if we brought on Reagan's death, but we will never shy away from printing the news as we see it.