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Shocking News! Saturday, July 10, 2003!
Saddam Hussein And Osama Bin Laden Have Transplanted Their Brains
Terrorists Getting Brain Transplants To Avoid Hi-Tech Identity Methods

Is this not the gesturing of a nagging old woman?

Biometric identity cards, eyeball scanners, finger print scanners, super computer and spy satellite tracking systems. With this technology how is it that Osama Bin Laden has avoided capture for so long? A CIA source has told Meltingclocktimes.com that they believe Bin Laden has transplanted his brain into a new body and thus avoided capture. In other disturbing news the CIA is examining and questioning Saddam Hussein. The CIA is about to report that Saddam Hussein now inhabits a fat old woman's body and the man in jail in Baghdad is actually a grandmother who agreed to change bodies with Saddam. In Saddam's court appearance last week many people mentioned that he behaved like a nagging old woman. However, few political analysts thought the behavior was odd because both dictators and old women are authoritarian.

Even more alarming is that our CIA source says that Bin Laden may have transplanted his brain into an American's body. He has reportedly used the body's passport to enter the United States where he is planning a massive terrorist attack.

Since Sept 11, 2001 it has become a lot harder for criminals and terrorists to steal or falsify identities to get on planes. According to a CIA source Al Qaeda may be able to circumvent new hi-tech identification techniques by transplanting their brains into new bodies and wreck further havoc on aircraft.

“This is alarming news,” says Dr. Wilferd Watuga, a terrorism expert who has published several books on the subject. “The Bush administration needs to lay off this absurd ban on stem cell research and ban brain transplant research. Even though brain transplants may have been carried out in other countries, we'd really be screwed if researchers perfect the technology and make it more economical. If it can't be stopped I believe that the world should immediately set up an International Brain Transplant Agency along the lines of the International Atomic Energy Agency. This way brain transplant equipment and technologies could be regulated under the auspices of the United Nations and evil intentions for brain transplanting could be prevented. ”

No one knows how many Al Qaeda brain transplant operatives are in the United States and other parts of the world planning to carry out attacks. But terrorism expert Watuga says that the average citizen can take steps to help combat any possible brain transplant terrorist attacks:
“1) Look out for people with Frankenstein type scars on the perimeter of the top of the head.
2) Do not trust anyone as Al Qaeda operatives may have transplanted their brains into bodies that you would least expect to be terrorists—old ladies, skid row bums, school children, circus midgets, etc.
3) Insist that the government employ aerosol pork technologies.”