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News! Wednesday, May 26, 2004! Schwarzenegger Obsessed, Haunted By Reagan, Driven to Outdo Him
One morning a house-keeper Nancy Gonseulaz was in the governor's mansion bathroom cleaning up. Gov. Schwarzenegger came in the adjoining bedroom and she heard him say, “I am more handsome than Ronald Reagan. I have a better body than Reagan. I am stronger zan Reagan also. Believe me, I kud kill him wit my one fingar even ven he vas young. I am such a better actor than him too, and my movies are so much better than his. Can you even remember one of his movies besides 'Bedtime for Bonzo?'—and it vas such a stupid piece of krap! And I vill be a much better governur also! And also, I vil one day be even a greater president of the United States of America!” “But my dear Terminator,“ the housekeeper heard the Governor's wife say, “You can't become President.” “Vat do mean I can't become president? Are you joking?” “No dear, didn't you know? The constitution requires that the President be born in the United States.” “No!” The housekeeper heard a scream that was more terrible than a stampede of insane elephants. “If that is so then I will lead California to var against the United States. Ve will then become an independent country and I will then be President! But I think people in other places love me also. De people vant me for President! So we vil conquer Canada and den we will take over de United States. That is how I will become President of de United States and de Vorld!” Governor mansion housekeeper Nancy Gonseulaz has come forward with this startling news because she wants to warn people and stop a war. At present Schwarzenegger is working frenetically behind the scenes to get a constitutional amendment to allow foreign born naturalized citizens to be president, according to Gonseulaz. “He even enlisted his wife's uncle, Senator Ted Kennedy to lobby for the amendment, and he got Senator Orin Hatch (Rep. Utah) to introduce legislation to make a foreign born president a possibility. Changing the constitution is a long shot and who knows what Arnold will resort to if he doesn't get his way?” Schwarzenegger has also made speeches and said that foreign born people should have the right to run for president. “Even if a constitutional amendment is a pipe dream,” says Gonseulaz, “he comes off as rational and even minded. You must remember he is an actor. As an election winning politician he knows that he must say things to people that they want to hear and show himself as a person they want to see. The real Schwarzenegger is an irrational power crazed maniac bent on out doing Reagan. Schwarzenegger knows people would be startled by that image.” Gonseulaz goes on to say that the one outburst was just one of many that she heard, “I spent a lot of time cleaning up in the Governor's home and I overheard several conversations. One time servants were pouring Schwarzenegger and his wife expensive champagne and serving them caviar. Schwarzenegger ate some caviar, sipped the champagne and got a maniacal look in his eye. He laughed evilly and said to his wife, 'Dis kaviar and champagne is good. But the champagne and kaviar in ze White House es even better! One day ve vill be dinning on ze kaviar and champagne dere! Why should Reagan eat better White House food zan us? Vas he a better actor? No! Vas he a better governur? Of course not!” “When I heard that,” said Gonseulaz, “it sent a chill down my spine. Over the next weeks I heard Schwarzenegger talk about becoming president several times. He is obsessed and will stop at nothing. That is when I knew I must try to warn people.” Gonseulaz's fears are being echoed by the psychiatric community whose analysis' of Schwarzenegger have been ignored by the press. University of California psychiatrist Wilbur Stienoldford wrote in the Psychiatric Analysis Magazine that, “The big mystery is why Schwarzenegger is driven to outdo Reagan. His whole life has been devoted to one-upping Reagan. Something deeply humiliating likely happened to a young Schwarzenegger involving Reagan. Perhaps Schwarzenegger made a childhood visit to America and met Reagan. Did Reagan ridicule a skinny, funny talking young Schwarzenegger? If it wasn't for this mystery incident perhaps Schwarzenegger would still be a skinny no one in Austria. Schwarzenegger displays some deep seated psychological disorders and he needs to address them before this underlying pathology erupts into something terrible.” Amazing Similarities Between Reagan and Schwarzenegger:
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