Meltingclocktimes.com Has A New Website!

Happy New Year 2009! The all new MCT features an all new website with:

*Weekly updates
*A million dollar offer to anyone who can prove our articles are not true*
*Ads with scantily clad attractive women
*All the state of the art web site things such as, leaving your own stupid comments, social linking,  dynamic content--(meaning you'll see different stuff over on the sides every time you visit.)

Now that we have redone the web site the MCT will be on board publishing hard hitting articles every week. So visit here for continual weekly bad taste. If you haven't visited Meltingclocktimes.com before, (or if you did and forgot because you are brain dead like most people), and you are not sure what we write about here--and we aren't sure ourselves--read the the FAQ and the About pages. (Click the buttons on the upper right to see the pages.)

Thanks for reading the articles and proving to yourself and the world that you are not brain dead because you only looked at the pictures!

 *Just how do I make a claim for $1,000,000 if I think a MCT article is untrue? To make a claim for your $1,000,000 send us an email. Please include a Shakespeare sonnet in the subject line and then translate Joyce's, 'Finnagans Wake' into Swahili in the letter body. Only original translations will be accepted. (The translation must be certified to be accurate by International James Joyce Society Society, Swahili chapter.) Then the next available operator will contact you. Thank you.

Comments

Barack Obama

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I've really enjoyed examining the revamp of MCT and the informative articles while on vacation in Hawaii before the big job start.
--Thanks

Monday 05 January 2009, 09:39

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