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Reindeer Breaking News! Friday, December 22, 2006
Frank Sinatra Discovered

Some people got photos of Santa Sinatra

Working As Santa Claus In Oregon Department Store
Molly Gerpluckenstien thought there was something familiar about the Santa she took her six year old daughter to see in a Hoboken, Oregon department store. “He had blue eyes that I had thought I had seen before. After my daughter sat on his lap and told him what she wanted they came over to me. I thanked Santa and we exchanged small talk. I had heard this New Jersey accent before. Then I said to him, 'You are Frank Sinatra!'

“He said to me, 'Just don't tell too many people, OK. We don't need a media circus.'”

Most people didn't realize it but several people saw that their children and grandchildren got to sit on the lap of the great crooner himself. A few parents and grandparents of these lucky kids even got autographs.

While the mainstream media reported that Sinatra died a few years back several leading publications like Meltingclocktimes.com have unearthed evidence that Sinatra is alive and well. Apparently Sinatra wanted to get out of the limelight in his golden years and faked his death at the insistence of his friend Elvis Presley. link Since Sinatra faked his death he has been involved in various things such as combating the ridiculous anti Italian food low carb diet fad, link, and singing in a punk rock band. link.

Could this be a mix up or just a Sinatra look alike? Englebert Kaacooderstrump brought his nine year old grandson to see Santa Sinatra. “I'm a long time fan of Frank Sinatra. I know this guy was the real thing. I couldn't believe it at first. But I know Frank Sinatra. I saw him in Vegas three times. And that was him.”

Betty Luuvanstrupertom got a great surprise when she took her ten year old granddaughter to see Santa and realized it was Frank Sinatra. “I am eighty years old and I grew up before rock and roll listening to Sinatra. I said to Sinatra, 'I am a huge fan of your music.' Then he reached in a bag and pulled out a CD, autographed it and gave it to me. Wow!”

Happy Holidays to the all the people who have the bad taste to read Meltingclocktimes.com!