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The President, Vice President & cabinet members partook in a beauty contest. The President won after a controversy with the vote counting.

Meltingclocktimes.com has learned that President George W. Bush shocked everyone last weekend and threw a huge transvestite ball in the White House. Conservative Republicans who credit Bush for his strong moral stance are outraged. Not only Bush, but Vice President Dick Cheney, and Secretaries Rumsfield, Powell and other high ranking government officials also showed up in lavish feminine attire. The President showed a penchant for red dresses and put on a few different extravagant red gowns during the night. At one point President Bush made the entire cabinet dress up in red dresses and compete in a cabinet beauty contest. It was unclear who got the most votes. It looked like Rumsfield won but after some disagreement with the vote counting Bush won.

VP Cheney wore a striking purple gown.

Political commentators are saying that Bush and the cabinet buckled under pressure from trouble in Iraq, the failure to find weapons of mass destruction, high unemployment, etc. “The stress drove them batty,” said Washington Post political columnist Barry Ziegenfelter. “Nonetheless, it is amazing and disturbing that the whole cabinet is made up of transvestites.”

While conservative Republicans are outraged several Democrats are also leery of the President and the cabinet's motives for having a transvestite ball. “I think Bush believes he is so down in the polls that he staged this to garner liberal homosexual and transvestite votes,” says Democratic congressional aid Putney McBlingom. “I believe the Democratic ticket has more to offer the homosexuals and transvestites. You just wait and see, John Kerry will be doing an even better job of dressing in drag. While the President did seem to relish in red dresses, the Democrats will certainly be much more sincere in their dressing up in women's clothing.”

Bucey Tuchoos, a hair dresser from Miami, Florida who likes to wear women's clothing had mixed reactions, “Although I applaud Bush's taste in clothing and his reaching out to the transvestite community, the fact is that he still opposes gay marriage.”

The President loves red dresses!

Political analysts like the New York Times Etoveld Iberstien are saying, “The whole thing, to appeal to gays and transvestites by having a White House drag ball, and to appeal to conservatives by opposing gay marriage at the same time may backfire. Bush may end up pissing both groups off.”

Others like Psychologist Herbert Hoonvee say that, “Perhaps there were no political motivations in having a White House drag ball. They managed to keep the party off limits to most of the press. Their motives for having a transvestite ball underscore a deep seated psychological need. Often highly successful and powerful men are driven by unusual sexual proclivities. Throughout history powerful leaders are marked by their unusual sexual preferences and behaviors. We only have to look at Bill Clinton and J. Edgar Hoover to know this. Many historians have uncovered evidence that other past Presidents and government leaders engaged in 'bizarre' sexual behavior.”

The White House is saying nothing about the episode except for brief press memo that stated, “There is nothing odd or unusual about a little clowning around and dressing up in funny clothes. Even presidents and cabinet members like to have a little fun once in a while--and to look glamorous.”

To dispel any notion that there is animosity between the State Dept. & the Defense Dept. Bush made Powell & Rumsfield dance the Merengue together. The dancing got so intense that Rumsfield lost his wig!